Fun Stuff

Jokes

Can you think of a good Astro-joke?

Email your joke to stevecole@randomhouse.co.uk and it might just appear here!


How can you tell if a T-Rex is hungry?

Lie down on a plate!


Which Astrosaur is best at playing rugby?

Arx – because he’s a TRI-ceratops!


What do you get if you cross Astrosaurs with a pig?

Jurassic Pork!


What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus-wrecks!


What makes the Sauropod shake at night?

All the astro-SNORES!


Where to triceratops like to go on holiday?

CentreP’Arx!


Why is Teggs so good at woodwork?

Because he uses an astro-saw!


What does a triceratops sit on?

Its tricera-bottom!


Which dinosaurs are the best policemen?

Tricera-COPS!


What dinosaur should be part of your five vegetables a day?

A pea-Rex!


What do you call the Sauropod’s first officer with a space car on his head?

A car pArx!


What’s the dimorphodon’s favourite drink?

Sprite!


Which dinosaur is funniest?

A tee-hee Rex!


Why was Gipsy careful on her birthday?

In case a raptor wrapped ‘er present!


What’s the most painful ship in the DSS?

The Sore-o-pod!


What do you call an imperfect dinosaur?

A dino-flaw!


What do you call General Loki with a stick?

General Poky!


Which dinosaur is best at opening doors?

A key Rex!


What’s the difference between a limbless dinosaur and Teggs’s pet space flea when Teggs is away?

One doesn’t have a leg to stand on, the other doesn’t have a Steg to land on!